Response to Teacher
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Response to Teacher

Response to Teacher

When my daughter started 10th grade, as usual, her teachers all had a slew of paperwork they wanted me to fill out and a number of “about my kid” paragraphs I needed to write.  I wont lie, I was pretty sick of being asked this question, so I think I may have gone a bit overboard on this.  How many times do I have to write the same thing?  “My daughter is a great kid and loves school”.  So instead of the same thing, I thought I would mix it up.  This teacher will never forget my kid!

**As a follow up, initially, the teacher thought she had been served!  Luckily, she called my daughter in and she explained.  The teacher got quite a kick out of this!

Mr. and Ms. blank
610 Time Way Brookdale, NM 87777
Mason High School
For the  Biology Class Professor
Mrs. Smith
Plaintiff,
vs.
Mr. and Ms. Blank, Parents of Josephine Blank
Defendant
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Case No.: No. [case number]
ANSWER TO PLAINTIFFS REQUEST
COMES NOW, Defendant, MS. AND MR. BLANK, PRO SE, and submits the following Answer to Plaintiff’s Request.
PARTIES
1. Plaintiff, Mrs. SMITH, is a biology professor at Mason High School in Brookdale, New Mexico.
RESPONSE: Defendant is without sufficient knowledge to either admit or deny the allegations contained in rhetorical paragraph One (1) of Plaintiff’s Request and demands strict proof thereof.
2. Defendant, Mr. and Ms. Blank are the Parents of Josephine Blank with its principal place of residence in the Brookdale High School District.
RESPONSE: Defendant admits that it is the parents of Josephine Blank with its principal place of residence in the Brookdale High School District.
VENUE AND JURISDICTION
3. This Court has subject matter jurisdiction over this action under U.S.C. § 1332 because the plaintiff is a citizen of State X and the defendant is a corporation incorporated under the laws of State Y with its principal place of business in State Y. The amount in controversy, without interest and costs, exceeds $75,000, the sum or value specified by 28 U.S.C § 1332.
RESPONSE: Defendant is without sufficient knowledge to either admit or deny the allegations as set forth in paragraph Three (3) of the Plaintiff’s Request and demands strict proof thereof.
4. Venue is proper in this Court pursuant to 28 U.S.C §1391(b).
RESPONSE: Defendant is without sufficient knowledge to either admit or deny the allegations as set forth in paragraph Three (4) of the Plaintiff’s Request and demands strict proof thereof.
GENERAL ALLEGATIONS
5. Plaintiff alleges that Josephine Blank is a student at Brookdale High School.
RESPONSE: Defendant admits Josephine Blank is a student at Brookdale High School.
6. Plaintiff requests information pertaining to Josephine Blank.
RESPONSE: Defendant admits Josephine Blank is a carbon-based life form whom, according to Common Law, is now of an age where mens rea for homicide is applicable; as the ages of 7-14 there is a rebuttable presumption. Defendant’s husband, Mr. Blank, demands that it be noted for the record, that Josephine Blank is being raised as the oldest of 7 children. Mr. Blank being an entomologist and Ms. Blank a current second year law student.
7. Plaintiff cannot know the student like said defendants.
RESPONSE: Defendant is without sufficient knowledge to either admit or deny the allegations contained in rhetorical paragraph Seven (7) of Plaintiff’s Request and demands strict proof thereof.

8. Plaintiff states all information will be kept confidential.
RESPONSE: Defendant is without sufficient knowledge to either admit or deny the allegations contained in rhetorical paragraph Seven (7) of Plaintiff’s Request and demands strict proof thereof.

WHEREFOR, Defendant, Mr. and Mrs. Blank, requests the Court to enter judgement in their favor and against Plaintiff, and for all other relief deemed proper in the premises.
Respectfully Submitted,
Mr. and Mrs. Blank
610 Time Way
timeforlaw@yahoo.com
505-555-5555

JURY DEMAND
COMES NOW Defendant, Mr. and Mrs. McAlexander, and demands trial by jury.
Mr. and Mrs. Blank
610 Time Way
timeforlaw@yahoo.com
505-555-5555

 

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