25 Jun What To Do The Day Before The Baby Bar
OK, so the time has come! It is Monday and tomorrow is the baby bar. Whether this is your first time taking it, your second, or even your millionth time, you should be relaxing! Whatever you’re doing it is highly suggested you do anything BUT study. This is an almost impossible task! After hundreds of hours of studying, weekends lost, social life out the window, all of a sudden, everyone is saying relax. Instead of beating yourself up, trying to memorize acceptance through shipments of non-conforming goods, or doing millions of flashcards, try throwing all that to the wayside and have a laugh!
The day before the test you should laugh, relax, and know that you put in the study time, you did your due diligence, and you got this! Go out, have fun, use up as much energy as you can so you can sleep tonight.
In an attempt to help all of you out I have compiled the following hilarious jokes, memes, and other funny stuff to help you begin to relax!
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
“So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.”
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.”
The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon. “Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits!”
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
The guy’s curiosity gets the better of him, so he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says. “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” asks the man.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.
A lawyer says to the witness in the stand, “You seem to be quite a bit smarter than the average witness from your background.”
The witness replies, “Why thank you. I wish I wasn’t under oath so I could return the compliment.”
Dear <Law Firm’s name>,
Thank you for your letter of rejection. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite’s your outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Law School Student
As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked the nurse, “Why are all the blinds drawn?”
The nurse replied, “There’s a fire across the street, and we didn’t want you to think you’d died.”
Contracts Question: If you deliver a tank too small for the dolphin to fit in, would that constitute frustration of porpoise?
If you replace the too-small tank with one meant for an orca, however, you could say all’s whale that ends whale.
How do you say goodbye to a lawyer?
See you later litigator!